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TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT. JUNE 8. 1918. - PLANTING TIME STILL ON ------ o------ Timely List Suggests What to Plant and Bub the Bubble Approves it. WISE DR H. M. MASSEY is a College Graduate *in Dentistry, registered in Ore gon. and has had several yeurs experience, and has come to Tillamook Countv to make it hi« future home. $ MASSEY, DENTISTS, With a backward cold season and with winter still lingering in the lap of spring much planting is yet to be done. The Jeanette News of Pennsyl vania, has compiled a system of plant ing that will bring results. Though the list has not received the approval of County Agriculturist Jones, it is know that he will have no particular objection to it. If you are courting—Plant Pop Corn. If you don’t pay your bills—Beets. If you have a swelled head.—Some Pumpkins. If you are a jollier—String Beans. If you are a four flusher.—LemonS. If you aspire.—Asparagus. If you own stocks and bonds.— Melons. If you are an electrician.—Currents, if you are a dancer.— Hops, h you need money.—Kale, if you can’t keop a secret.—Leek, if you wish a beard.—Spinach, if you' wear tight shoes.—Corn, if you wish to- be wise.—Sage. If an old bachelor.—Bachelor But tons. If an old maid.—Bleeding Hearts If you are osculatory inclined—Tu- lios. you are a grouch—Gladiolios. you are rheumatic.—Jonny-jump- DR. W. a . WISE it the samr| Dr Wise who practiced dentistry in Tilla mook County a few years ago. aud will be pleased to again wait on those who desire his profcssioua. ser vice. and owners of Bar View Tent City. We have Dental Offices in Tillamook, Bay City,--- — and Bar View Cloverdale, and are equipped to do all kinds of Dental Work as good as it can be done anywhere. What we Cannot Guarantee, We Do Not Do. Dr. Massey guarantees al! his work and can he consulted at Cull us by Telephone. OUR BRIDGE WORK has been brought to the highest state of perfection. The teeth on this bridge are in terchangeable at will with out removing from the in outh. Dr. Wise has had thirty years ex!>eriencc in piatc work und guaa tn tec* what he bays. FREE PAINLESS EXTRACTING When Plates or Bridge Work is Ordered. nots. XSEl THAT SOFT LIPI FLATE8 WITH FLBXIItLB SUCTION— Tlie v.rv best and latest in modern dentistry No more falling plater. If you are having plate trouble eet Dr. Wise's advice as to wbat should be done and the eoat of doing it FRliB. We can extract your teeth abso- .utely without pain—free where plate or bridge work is ordered. 4/v FIRE ! FIRE I | ELAND E ERWIN, FIRE ! ! ! PIANO INSTRUCTION. Diploma from Chicago Musical College.—Beginners receive the same careful training as the most advanced. Terms:—$4.00 per months Instruc tion. All lessons given at Studio. County Representative for the Wiley B. Allen Co.s’ line of high grade pianos, player-pianos, Victrolos etc. AS A PROTECTION FOR YOUR INVESTMENT you should cover it with a fire insur- ancy policy in a good company. Then fire should happen to you, you be able to start anew without de- for the companies we represent all losses promptly. See us to- To-morrow may be just one day too late. J T T. BOHM A X . ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. Complete Set of Abstract Books in Office. Taxes raid for Non Residents. ROLLIE W. WATSON, “ The Insurance Man PHONE US. CALL ON US. T illamook B lock , TillamooK .... Oregon WRITE US. Both Phones. TODD HOTEL BUILDING, TILLAMOOK, ORE. T. BO ALS. M.D., PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. Surgeon S. P. Co. (I. O. O. F. Bldg ) Tillamook .... Oregon. li akier biscuits ERSTER HOLMES, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW COMMERCIAL BUILDING, FIRST STREET, Steady, evenly dis tributed heat, un der perfect control makes a good oil stove wonderful for baking. OREGON TILLAMOOK, __________ t •"r H. GOYNE, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. Office: O pposite C ourt H ouse , Tillamook NEW PERFECTION OIL COOK-5TOVE Far Bett Results Use Pearl Oil JACK CLSEN, DENTIST. (I. O. O. F. Bldg.) Tillamook • Oregon DR. good oil stove is just like cooking with city gas. If you haven’t a New Per fection you’ve missed comfort for years. Bakes, broils, roasts, toasts. More efficient ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. T illamook B bock Tillamook Made in Oregon Flour [Oregon R. ELMER ALLEN 4 á(Succéaaor to Di. Sharp), DENTIST. Commercial Building, Tillamook QR. L. L. HOY, i Tillamook, Oregon. OREGON. 0ARL HABERLACB, KING & SMITH CO- ALEX McNAIR CO. MILLING COMPANY, PETERSEN TILLAMOOK, (California) {YAMHILL J. Successor to Dr. Perkins STANDARD OIL COMPANY For Sale by GEORGE DENTIST, than your wood or coal stove,and costs less to op erate. Cuts out the coal-hod and wood-box drudgery. Keeps your kitchen cool. The long blue chimneys prevent smoke or odor. In 1.2,3and 4-burner sizes,ovens separate. Also Cabinet Models with Fireless Cooking Ovens. Asic your dealer today I Oregon. PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON T illamook B lock , i Tillamook, I I ATTORNEY AND COUNSELLOR AT-LAW. T illamook B lock , Tillamook - - Oregon ROOM NO. 261. J Buttermilk and Long Life. Ever since man has realized that life is too short a period in which to do his work, he has been looking for Some day by which to prolong it. Before the time that history began men were seeking in the heavens, the earth and the waler under the earth some substance or means whereby he could become immortal. Ponce de Leon sought a fountain of youth, and thought he had found it when he discovered Florida. He fail i ed, but his failure did not discourage others, and in every age and every country people have looked for the elixir of life. I In the nineteenth century a phy- j sician named Brown-Sequard sug- | gested the use of a liquid made from 1 the glands of animals, which he thought would prolong life. He was , ridiculed, and the Brown-Sequard F : elixir was a newspaper : joke of his day. Later on scientists took up the never ending search, and various claims have been made for various ______ substances, perhaps the latest being that the very tiling all men have looked for so long is to be found right | on the farm, at home, in the churn. | Eli Metchnikoff, a scientist of con- Isidcrable reputation, has written a book known as “The Prolongation of Human Life.” In this book he in- ! clines to believe that old age is either i a disease or the product of a disease, and he advances the theory that it may be due to poisoning of the tis sues. If this is the case, it naturally follows that anything which will ar rest poisoning of the tissues will, at least, postpone old age. His view is confirmed to a certain extent by facts regarding long-lived races, and among these long-lived races the use of soured milk is common. In Genesis we discover that Abra ham used sour milk for food. The Egyptians, the Russians, the Tartars and Bulgarians are users of some form of soured milk. Bulgarian buttermilk is advertised widely as a healthful drink, and one which promotes longevity. It is sup posed that buttermilk and soured milk produces a bacterium which combats the harmful germs, and that if it is used it will increase the span of life. A. R. Swetser, professor of botany !>» th- University of Oren-on, states that if the value of Bu’r-arian butter milk is due to lactic acid in it, com mon sour milk or plain buttermilk would also be beneficial, However, he adds, some people do not thrive on it and some do. so its use must be poverened by individual needs. If no favorable results follow, ’ no amount of buttermilk or sour milk will pro long life. Indeed it would be apt to shorten it, but where the use of but termilk proves beneficial there are no doubt that its steady, sane use will be a good thing.______________ Oregon. ---- J JOHN LELAND HENDERSON "Oregon Flower,’’ a Hard Wheat Patent. "Yamhill Family Blend,” Hard & Valley Wheat. R Have You Heard it? ------ o------ Strolling across a large estate, he came upon a man fishing. "What sort of iisli do you catch here,” he said, "Mostly trout,” replied the man. “How many have you caught ?” About ten or twelve sir.” “What is about the heaviest you have caught?" continued the gentleman. “Well, I don’t know the weight, but the water sunk two or three feet whin I pulled it out.” ... Ne'er-Do-Wells Valuable in War. The serious-looking man was trying o hard to listen to the speaker’s elo One of the most interesting obser- quence, but the squalling of an infant vations made on both sides during in the row of scats directly ahead the war has been that a number ot gave him little opportunity. Annoy young men who prove diflicult prob ance gave way to irritation, and irri lems for law abiding communities tation in turn was superseded by re make excellent soldiers. Even certain solve. He leaned forward, touched types of psychopaths—that is, suffer the mother on the shoulder and in a ers from some degree oi mental dise- dispassionate tone asked: "Has your quilibration—have under military dis b;uy been christened yet?" "Why no cipline developed into very valuable sir. Why do you ask: ’ Merely be assets instead of disturbing factors cause 1 was about to suggest that if tor their governments. he had not been christened you might “The adventurer, llie youthful trans name him Good Idea.' ".uid wi:y gressor, the boy who has fought Good Idea?" asked the woman. "Be school desciplinc, the young man who cause"—the man struggled hard to has come into cuntiicl with die police,' repress his feelings—"it should be and who has been in constant oppo earned out." * * » sition with law and order often lmds himself, according to a correspondent Jim Hawkins, a young, strong, and of the Journal of the American Medi soinewnat siinpicmindi.il colored man cal Association, entirely reliable and lound work as a painter’s helper, at peace with the law and himself workmen in the country town being when he secs service at the trout. particularly scarce that season. Ire Many "incorrigibles” who have been progressed until lie was entrusted enlisted from institutions have made with the simple job of painting the splendid soldiers. almost flat roof ot a business build This result emphasizes the fact be ing. toward nightfall the boss clam coming so well known now, that in bered up the ladder to sec whether corrigibility is often due only to un- his __ workman .. . ....... .. ...... ......... away or been had ... flown suitable inviron.lient and above all to I eaten up by the birds. There was Jim lack of proper discipline under con- sitting with ... his back against the fire ditions that require the putting into wall, singing cheeriully. "Jim you lazy exercise of all the available energy. | Pound, what have you been doing."’ i "Nuffin’.” "Didn’t 1 send you up here [to paint the root?” "Yassair.” "Well, Judge Gary Sees Clearly. i did you do it?” "Ycssair." "What else Writers and speakers who dealt ____ did you do,” “Ah done went to sleep.” flippantly or impatiently with the re “Why didn’t you come down when cent speech of Senator Warren Hard you had finished?” “Deed, boss, yo’ ing ot Ohio, as to the paramount jes’ said paint de roof. \ on nevah campaign isu s in America find little said nuffin’ 'bout cornin’ down.” comfort in th • views of Judge Elbert • * * H. Gary, one of the greatest figures An Englishman, Irishman and in American business, as given in an Scotchman made an agreement that address to the American Iron and whoever died first should have five Steel Institute in New York. Judge pounds placed on his coffin by each Gray is not chiefly concerned about of the others. The Irishman was the military and naval preparedness or first to die. Shortly afterward the about our diplomatic relations with : Scotchman met the Englishman and Europe. He is interested in the econ ■ asked him if he had fulfilled the omic effect of the end of the great agreement. “Yes,” said the English war on the United States. In his man. "In what way did you pay it?” speech he recalled the circumstances asked the Scotchman; “in notes or existing shortly prior to the war, us I gold?” “I put on five sovereigns,” ing them as an example of what may said the Englishman. “What did you be expected after the war’s close, un put on?" “Oh, I just wrote my check less there is a change of the tariff. for ten pounds,” said the Scotchman, “Except for the war and war orders” “an’ took your five sovereigns as he said, “wages would have neces change.” sarily have been reduced, and even ♦ * ♦ llicn many employers would have One night, when Smith was going been compelled to suspend. We know by sad experience that unless our home, he saw a man in a very deep tariff laws are changed so as to pro state of intoxication who was shout tect our business and place us on a ing and kicking most vigorously at a parity with our foreign competitors, lamp-post. “What’s the matter, my the large majority of producers will man?’’ queried Smith of the energetic suffer, that business will be depressed one. "Oh, nothin' mistar,” replied the that the number of idle mills and cars other. "Never min" Thash all right. will be increased and that wages will I know she’s home all right, so she be lowered. W e have seen these con can't fool inc much. I slice a light up ditions before, and there is reason to shtairs.” * * * fear that they may be worse than At a time when Parnell was delib ever link ss our tariff laws are im proved. The doctrine of America erately setting himself to paralyze first, which is a patriotic one, applies the legislative efficiency of the House with peculiar force to the idea of suf of Commons, a friend said to him: ficient protection of American indus “Mr, Parnell, how did you acquire tries." I he quotation is good enough your extraordinary knowledge of the to be incorporated in the Chicago rules of the House?" “By breaking them!” was the laconic reply. platform. * * * Judq- Gary sees clearly into our foreign relations. He says: “ I he large Mrs. Higgins grumbled at every majority of the people of the United thing and every one. But at last the States arc determined we shall not be vicar thought he had found something come involved in serious trouble with about which she could make no com any European country, and they do plaint; the old lady’s crop of potatoes not look with favor upon any sugges was certainly the finest for miles tion that proposes it, except as a last I round. “Ah, for once you must be resort. It seems perfectly clear that well pleased," he said, with a beaming any candidate for office who enter smile, as he met her in the village tains a contrary opinion is doomed to street. "Every one’s saying how defeat.” Judge Gary has not become splendid your potatoes arc this year.” so absorbed in the manufacture and The old lady growled at him as she sale of munitions as to lose touch answered: "They’re not so poor. But with average American sentiment. where’s the bad ones for the pigs?” * • • Federation of Labor Radicalism. The position of those who contend that the United States would be able, The national federation of labor in case of need, to defend herself, re send out a protest against any at calls Rastus Johnson's attitude to tempt to amend in any way the La ward the food question. He once ap Follette Seaman’s law. proached a clerk of the probate court It is this kind of radicalism that back in Missouri for the loan (?) of kill business and hurts the cause of a quarter, with which to purchase organized and unorganized labor. something to cat. Merely to hear 1 he La Follette bill was drawn by what excuse he could offer, the clerk the Seaman’s and Longshoremen's inquired: "Why don't you go to work union and cracked through congress and earn some quarters, as I do, by Gompers ct al over protest of "Well,” was the shameful reply, “by shipowners and largely for political , de time 1 get so hungry dat Ah' wil lin to w’uk. Ah’m so weak dat I cant purpose;. They claim it is a perfect law and wu’k till I get some grub.” issue notice to the law-makers that it * * * must not be amended no matter A cockney angler, thinking his whether shipowners like it or not. Hiland boatman was not treating him It was forced through congress without a rollcall in either house and ' with the respect due his situation, ex postulated thus: was signed by the president under protest, and has had to be suspended I “Look here, my good man, you dont seem to grasp who I am. Do you in some features. cn- It is legislation with the big stick I know that my family has been 2OO and the kind of radicalism that hurts ! tilled to bear arms for the last employer, employee and kills busi- i years?” "Hoots! That's naething." was the ncss. Why should not the La Follette ! reply. “My ancestors have been entitl- Seaman’s act be amended if experi- [ cd to bare legs for the last g.ooo ence shows it is impractical or in any ' years!” • * * wav detrimental to American ship- i An angry citizen puffed into the of ping interests? Can a mere act of Congress arbi- ' fice of the local newspaper. "Look trarily change the basis of operating here, sir!” lie shouted. "What do you mean by publishing my resignation our foreign shipping, when we are in from mv municipal office in this open competition with the shipping way ?” of the whole world? "You gave the story out vouraclf, someone owes you.—For-gct-m;- Th« V°lunteer Spirit. ------ o------ A spontaneous uprising of the peo ple is seen in the many and extraor dinarily large preparedness parades. Throughout the history of the coun try volunteer soldiers have been the mainstay in our wars, all of which had a successful issue. The response of citizen soldiers in another national emergency would show the same pat riotic feeling and high courage. But the idea of preparedness now includes a much better preliminary training in arms, and the best safeguards in camp sanitation. In the war of 1898 with Spain the enlistment of volunteers so far exceeded the number needed that many regiments never saw active ser vice. Yet they suffered seriously' in training camps from preventable dis- cases. The civil war was fought with muzzle loading guns, now become a curiosity. Every man of military age should be familiar with the use and care of the rifles with which our mili tary forces arc now equipped. While it is true that our volunteers in the past have a wonderful record to their credit, they were summoned to the battlefield with scant knowledge of arms, tactics and camp rules of health and with poor equipments. One of | the best ways to «nlarge armies is to look well to their health. War has become so complex in new features that preparedness means in ■ creased duty and thorough schooling in advance. It was possible in Jack son's day to gather a few thousand frontiersmen with squirrel rifles, and save New Orleans from a rush upon it by veteran British regulars; but those rifles are now as obsolete as powder horns and bullet moulds. The modern artillery arm has been so ex- i panded that massive trench warfare has become an urgent science. There ' is fighting in the air and under the I .................................... — sea. Preparedness demands a compre- | hensive acquaintance with these new conditions. In army medical science I and sanitation the United States has no superior. Our camps of instruction should prove it. In the Spanish war of eighteen years ago many of them were lamentable examples of unpre- I paredness. Americans undoubtedly have the old valour and devotion to the gov ernment. It is timely to realize that ■ we arc short in preparedness. ‘ didn't you?” asked the editor? “Of course I did! But your paper The Times dislikes to see any church as an organization, seek to printed it under the heading of ‘Pub- take a hand in a politico.I game. The lie improvements!” church seeks membership and asks • • ♦ no questions as to the political belief "Is he a tvpical American?” of any member, their apparent desire "Yc<; he likes baseball, ha, a mo- is to get the member and his money. torcar, owes a mortgage, pays ali- People of all political creeds thus mony, and think, thc morin I" pictures may belong to one church, and it is have grand opera beaten a mile.” well that «uch is the case. But when * • • the church through its minister, at "Do you think w« have too much tempts to tell the members thereof how to vote that is beyond the rec book learning?” ognized mission of that organization. "There ain’t any other kind. As Spiritual advice and political dictation soon as a man finds out anything different t and separate i worth knowing he proceeds immedi- are two things.—Nehalem Times. | ately to write a book about it”